I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this

Its like killing two birds with one stone. Thats the way i see it when we celebrated Tarucs and Tito Ferd's natal day. Usually when we say birthday, we dreamed of a large buffet of food, wine flows freely and unending laughter. Ferd's, our friend from the old days was the sponsor of the day. He was the one who picked the tab on our ice cold beer and some hot noodles. We also experimented on cooking kalamaring (whatarhyme), thinly sliced squid covered with breaded crumbs then deep fried. Afterwhich, we grilled some precooked pagkaing kalsada (barbeque, pigs ear, zigzag road?, pigs intestine...psst dont tell Endermol Netherlands about this).